Bloody Peasant! I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! On second thoughts, let’s not go there. It is a silly place. Why do you think that she is a witch? I have to push the pram a lot. […]